Issue 34 /

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See what you don't see

Your eyes can see more than you think. But your brain is not always translating the signals in the right way. It drives you mad sometimes.

 

Waiting for the perfect man

Is there a perfect man? We don't think so. But some women believe there is one somewhere. They rather wait than having a taste of the reality.

 

 

Mind Reader 

Your computer can do may things. But did you know he can also read your mind? Believe it or not, but Bill Gates built in your pc a big secret!

 

Extreme Sports 

There are many kinds of sports. Some people are looking for extremes. They found their kicks. We found the photos. Look at sports at the wild side. But do not try this at home.

 

Baby Sponsoring

Having a baby costs a lot of money. And even more when the child grows up. If you can't afford a little one,  or the cost of living is growing way above your head... Try The Post Pigeon way: FIND A SPONSOR !

 

How to lie to the Bathroom Scale

Everybody has problems with his or her weight. There is an easy way to loose some extra pounds. Just lie to the scale!

 

"What crisis?"

 

Funny Quotes 

One of those things is, that everybody has an opinion about everything. And they all like to express that opinion. But it isn't always done in the way it was meant to be. And when that happens, a new dumbo is born.

 

How nature answers...

Nature can do some strange things. One of our readers was walking in a park.Thinking about what to say to his boss. A tree gave him the answer.

 

 

When you travel, you'll find humor in hotels, bars and shops. Just on signs. On which people advertise or try to tell you in English what they want. Our readers sent us the reason for smiling in Asia.

 

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Ooops, a nipple problem !

Super model Mary Segovia says that plastic surgeon Dr. José Manaus Barvaria did something terribly wrong with het nipples

 

President Obama made some changes

Everybody knows that the American President lives in the White House in Washington. President Obama does not anymore. He lives in...

 

For the thinking People... 

Most things seem logical. But are they? There are great philosophers who raise questions or have statements about life. What do you think?

 

 

 

 

CNN's web Humor 

When visiting the website of CNN one of our readers found a page wich made her laugh. Although the page was meant to be very serious. 

 

10 Signs your wife is having an affair by computer 

These digital days you can be shocked in very strange ways. Is your wife acting different lately? Your computer may be involved. Know the signs...

 

The Pigeon Brain Test

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it you will lose it" also applies to the brain. What about your brain? Take the Pigeon Brain Test and find out.

 

How do you recognize a Burn-out? 

It happens to the best. People work hard, make money, take care of their family and suddenly they cross the line... They have a burn-out. But is it so suddenly? There are signs! You just have to recognize them.

 

For the first time to the game

You're a boy of 8 years old. For the first time you go with your dad to that great game. A sensation! But the fun is getting bigger and bigger...

 

Wat doet de Politiek?

Stel: Je auto is stuk. Hij gebruikt twee keer zoveel benzine als normaal. Je zou direkt de garage bellen om hem te laten repareren. Ja toch? Bij politici ligt dat wel even anders. Hun politieke kleur bepaalt grotendeels hun beslissing.

 

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Pigeon's way to save toilet paper 

Everybody knows the problem in toilets: to much waste of paper. But there is a way to stop all that. Simple and easy.

 

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Even serieus...

 

Varkens en Bio-industrie

 

Varkens zijn geen wandelende karbonades

Varkens zijn zeer intelligente, vriendelijke en bijzonder sociale dieren. Ze staan dichter bij de mens dan de meeste andere dieren. De bio-industrie houdt hier totaal geen rekening mee. 

Kunstenaars, schrijvers, ontwerpers en lezers vertellen op hun eigen wijze over hun gevoelens voor het varken...


 

The Car Part

One of our readers was in the garage with his car last week. A customer came in who wanted a very very strange car part...

 

The Temptation

Temptations are everywhere. They can be big or small. Sometimes fatal. Coincidence often decides what happens. Learn the moral of the story of one of our readers.

 

PIGEON'S

12 Step Program

of Recovery for Web Addicts

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Pigeon's

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SECURITY

 

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December 24 2008

Anton quit smoking.

 

Pigeon HQ Holland:

 

 

Paco's Wisecracks

"A kids idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand..."

 

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no smoking

commercial

 

 

 

Alert! Alert!

25 VIRUSES

Pigeon's  Amazing

Discovery...

Computer viruses no one heard of !

Protect your computer now...

 

 

 

Seen on Signs:

Service Bureau 

NO you can have.

YES you can forget.

 

School 

Don't believe everything you think.

 

Reception Desk

Don't ask me, I just work here.

 

Barber Shop 

God created a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.

 

Office

Do you want to speak to the boss, or to someone who knows everything about the subject?

 

 

Pigeon's Quote:

"Computers follow your orders, not your intentions...."

 

Bill Gates

 

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With many thanks for this issue to:

Marianne, Victor, Sprinter, Kees Kessel, Peter Golsteijn, Esther Hartenberg, Danny van Werven, Eric van Dijk, Erik Zweers, Cailin Human, Han Plaatsman, William Kruining, Bravenet and many others.

 

 

 

   

 

 

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