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Signs you'll only find in Asia

 

 

 

In a hotel in Tokyo:

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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

 

Tailor shop in Hongkong:

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Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

 

 

 

Hotel in Kyoto:

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Please to bathe inside the tub.

 

 

 

At a Bangkok dry cleaners:

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Drop your trousers here for best results.

 

 

 

Donkey rides in Thailand:

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Would you like to ride on your own ass?

 

 

 

Hongkong dentist:

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Teeth extracted by latest methodists.

 

 

 

Tokyo shop:

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Our nylons cost more than common.

But you'll find they are best in the long run.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seen in Japanese information booklet about using the hotel air conditioner:

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Coolers and Heaters:

If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

 

In Bangkok temple:

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It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

 

In a Tokyo bar:

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Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.

 

 

 

Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan :

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Stop: Drive sideways

 

 

 

Hongkong supermarket:

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For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.

 

 

 

On box of a clock made in Hongkong:

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Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

 

 

 

Guesthouse in moutains of northern Pakistan:

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Sea View Hotel

 

 

 

Beijing department store:

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Mickey Mouse High Fashion Apparel.

Tattoo shop in Manilla:

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Tattoo while you wait.

 

Restaurant Jakarta:

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