My girlfriend and I were dating for a year. We decided to get married...

My parents helped us as much as they could, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was like a dream!

There was only one thing that bothered me: my mother-in-law.

She was a career-woman, smart and intelligent. But most important: she was very beautiful and sexy.

Sometimes she flirted with me. Very often actually. Then I felt very uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked to come to check the invitations. 

And so I went.

She was alone.

When I came in she whispered to me that I would be married very soon and that she had certain feelings and longed for me. She could not help it. But before I got married and was bound to her daughter, she wanted to make love with me.

What could I say? I was in total shock and could not bring out one more word.

Then she said: "I go to the bedroom and when you're ready for it, come to me and take me!"

I looked at the wonderful figure when she went upstairs. I stood there for a moment, turned around and went to the front door. Opened it and stepped out of the house.

There was her husband.

And with tears in his eyes he embraced me and said:

"We are so happy you came through our test and went outside. We can't wish ourselves a better man for our daughter. Welcome in the family!"

Learned lesson: Always leave your condoms in the car...!