The Post Pigeon 21

Issue: 21 / november / 2000 "For The Smiling People"

Since 1999

Online magazine for people with humor and the right sense of perspective.

Editor: Anton Kruining mailto: redactie@thepostpigeon.nl

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Hello From

The Editor... When you look at this Post Pigeon you'll see that there is a different layout.

Just like with a normal magazine, nobody wants to read everything. Only the articles which are of interest for you. And you want to find them fast and easy. You can do just that right now. Just by clicking on your favorite page.

This month our staff did their utmost to find good humor stuff from all over the world. Of course this is a matter of taste. We think it's your taste too...

You'll find carefully selected jokes. Sometimes with a sexy bite. But also several funny articles which will produce a smile on your face. If you can't read Dutch, no problem! About half is in English. The rest is international. So everybody can enjoy it. Wherever you're from, have a good time!

Thanks for reading The Post Pigeon. We hope to welcome you many times again...

This month's very best of The Post Pigeon:

Post Pigeon Jokes

Sprinter

Victor Vogelvlucht

Kees Kessel

Wet & Net

Readers E-mail

Pigeon Strip

Employee Performance

Pigeon Intelligentie-test

Paco's wisecracks...

"Let all the politicians stay in office...

You can controle them better."

Game of the month:

"Blockout"

Seen on signs:

Manager's office:

Creativity is great. Plagiarism is faster.

Weather station:

Today is zero degrees. Tomorrow twice as cold.

Carpark:

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap.

Park elsewhere !

Bar:

Everybody should believe in something.

I believe I'll have a drink.

Een professionele hulp...

Heeft u behoefte aan een helpende hand bij het bouwen van uw website?

Verbaas uw concurrenten.

En ga met uw bedrijf de toekomst in.

Klik op logo.

Don't tease the elephant...!

Maandgrapgedachte:

"Waarom heeft Noah die twee muggen niet dood gemept?"

Click here for the official Florida Presidential Ballot !

The Soldiers

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted: "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back: "Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!"

"We were standing there shaking hands when... the truck hit us."

Pigeon Press:

Het zit niet snor

Bierdrinkers met snorren verliezen veel geld. Vooral mannen met een hangsnor. Zij verliezen jaarlijks bijna 100 gulden. Degenen met een korte snor ongeveer 45 gulden. Landelijk gezien blijft er voor 1,5 miljoen gulden aan de beharing hangen. Dat is naar schatting 92.000 liter bier. Per slok blijft gemiddeld 0,56 milliliter schuim hangen. Aldus een onderzoek van bierfabrikant Guinness.