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 Paco's
wisecracks...
"Never get into fights with ugly people. They
have nothing to lose..."
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Game
of the month:
You got all your marbles ?
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Manager's
office:
Errors
have been made. Others will be blamed. |
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Beggar:
I
started out with nothing and still have most of it left. |
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Lawyer's
office:
If
you think talk is cheap, try hiring us.
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Car:
Next
time you wave at me, use more than one finger please!
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Santa
did'nt make it...? |
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hulp...
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Maandgrapgedachte:
"Het
probleem met politieke grappen is... ze worden gekozen."
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"Stopped
a bit too quickly and Santa wasn't wearing a seatbelt..."
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Baby
Talk
Shortly after Christmas, the teacher of a kindergarten class announced
that if they wanted to, each child would be given the opportunity
to tell about ONE special gift they had received. The first little
girl stood and said "I got a bow-wow from my Daddy." The
teacher addressed the class and sternly told them that they were
certainly old enough to know and use the correct names for things,
and that she didn't want to hear any more baby talk. She then
asked the little girl if she could think of another word for her
gift, one that grown-ups would use. The little girl replied,
"I got a puppy-dog from my Daddy." The teacher praised
her lavishly and went on to the next child, a boy. "I got a
choo-choo for Christmas," he beamed. Again the teacher chided
the little tyke and asked him to think of another name to describe
his gift. "I got an Electric Train for Christmas!" he
said after mulling it over. The teacher praised him for his
efforts. The next little boy, a normally very quiet kid, stood and
said, "I got a book" and sat down. Seeing an opportunity
to draw him out a little, the teacher asked "And what was the
title of your book?" The little guy hesitated, and then, with
a serious face and a knitted brow began obvious mental efforts.
After a couple of minutes of deep thinking his face brightened and
he replied,
"Winnie, The Shit."
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MORE...
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Chinese
Wisdom
It's easy for man when he
intelligent. But sometimes it's intelligent when man is easy.
Man who sleeps like baby
does not have one.
When man wants rainbow he gets
rain as well.
It's easier for man who is smart
to act he is stupid. The other way around is more difficult.
Most man have principles because
they do not have to think.
Love is like moon: when it
does not grow bigger it grows smaller.
Man
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And
the winner is...
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Pigeon
Press:
Santa
well protected.
NEW
YORK - Today the work for Santa isn't what it used to be. The violence
in the streets and on the roofs made it necessary for him to surround
himself with special safety measures this year. His reindeers followed a
special training at the C.I.A. to protect Santa in all circumstances. The
training took eight month's in which they learned how to react on
acts of violence and to fly the special designed bullet-proof sleigh.
"Last year they robbed me of several parcels and tried to steal one
of my reindeers to have for X-mas dinner," Santa commented. |
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Quote of the month:
"America
had Bill Clinton and Bob Hope. Now it has Bush and no hope."
(Al
gore)
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Pigeon Cartoon
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What
do you think?
A
French court has limited the entrance to the auction site of Yahoo
for French web surfers last month. Nazi stuff was auctioned on the
site. The court decided that this Nazi material should not be
available for web surfers in France. Selling Nazi material is a
violation of French law.
Give
your opinion below...
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Pigeon
Press:
The
Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in
Washington D.C. this Christmas. This is not for any religious
reason.
They
simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in
the Nation's capitol.
There
was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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