The information on this site applies
to:
- Everybody who is doing his thing on the
computer when out of the blue there suddenly is a pop-up wich
says ERROR followed by the nature of the error.
-
Mental
patients who were intelligent and sane before they got to know
about computers.
-
People
who are first time users and want to stay out of a mental
intitution.
-
People
who are errors by themselves and want to know more about making
contact with people in the same category.
SUMMARY
This site demonstrates
what Fucking Errors you may encounter while working on a computer
when you have the intelligence of a snail and the feeling of a
garbage truck.
SYMPTOMS
After a
truly stupid ENTER followed by a Fucking Error you are instructed to read one of
The Fucking Error Manuals:
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Edition
MDE1267: When you have the memory of a dead elephant.
Edition
MSA3498: When you think a keyboard is to open doors.
Edition
MS11: When you're Einstein and in a mental intitution.
Edition
MSO2244: Manager's guide to the on-off switch.
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CAUSEFucking
Errors are mostly created by a user who thinks he's the Einstein in
the computer world. His
wife tells him that and he believes it.
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
- Locate one of the above mentioned Manuals,
either in
printed form or on your MSDN CD's. If you have stolen your
computer and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, try to
steal this disk as well or view
the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/FE/losers
- Using either the Index or
Search feature, locate a keyword relating to you're
question/problem. Do not type your name. MS/Anti-dumbo.prog will
crash your computer in 15 seconds.
- If you're using a printed manual,
flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index,
alternatively, if you're using the MSDN library for the blind,
touch the link(s)
in the search results window.
- Read/feel the information. If you have
problems understanding the information, read/feel it again. Repeat
until somebody helps you or tells you it's better to get drunk or
to have sex.
REFERENCES
For additional information, please
CLICK on the following examples in
The Microsoft Fucking Error Base:
TPP50301
FUCKERR: My computer doesn't understand me.
TPP50302
FUCKERR: Somebody else did it.
TPP50303
FUCKERR: Dorks and Dumbo's.
TPP50304
FUCKERR: I'm coloured and have a discriminating
computer.
Additional query words which
may help you: brainsurgery; alcoholic; managerIQ/65;
IamBillGates; suicide/IT; Fuck-You.twice; PIS/SED-off
Version :
TPP25/FE-Can/not/Be/Hel/ped-11
Provider: MickeyMouse/Gates.fe
Monitor
: Touch & Feel
Techno : Minimal | 
