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Become The World's Richest Person

It's not news. Bill Gates is the world's richest man. 

His wealth is almost larger than many countries GDP. 

He earns money so quickly, it's not worth his time 

to pick up a $100 bill. 

 

 And now, you can have wealth like that ! 

 It's easy... 

Just follow these three steps:

  1. Invent a TIME MACHINE. 

  2. Or buy one from Pigeon Enterprises for only $29.95!

  3. Go back in time to the particular moment of ecstasy that changed the world of computing forever. And be the sperm who wins the race for Mrs.Gates egg.

  4. Wait a while.

That's it !

Sure, you'll have to time it pretty well - and you'll be doing battle with millions of other time travelers, and you'll be a total geek - but think of the pay off if it works...

So why not become Bill Gates today?

 

Pigeon Enterprises

 

"The Standard in Time Traveling"

 

Now on sale!    Now on sale!

 

Time flies with the best machine you can buy.

 

 Only $29.95 

 

Note: Time Machine not necessarily invented at time

of purchase. You can make a life long reservation for

the incredible price of $10.00

 

 Mail today! 

 

Pigeon Enterprises Holland

 

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