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Lessons
Once
upon a time, a non-conforming sparrow decided not to fly south for the
winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to
fly south.
In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in
a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and started shitting on the little
sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end.
But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able
to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and,
hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly
ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!
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