TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF 

BUT AREN'T!

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
09. After 18 holes I can barely walk
08. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
07. Look at the size of his putter
06. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
05. Mind if I join your threesome?
04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
02. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't...

01. Hold on... I need to wash my balls first.