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Maandgrapgedachte
:
"Als
Barbie zo populair is, waarom moet je dan haar vrienden kopen...?"
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Phone
number? Mail us...
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Chinese
Wisdom
Everyone
has a photografic memory. Some just don't have film.
Depression
is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Experience
is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The
only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Always
try to be modest. And be proud of it.
If
you must chosse between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.
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Computer
Love...
On door of toilet:
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Funny
Facts:
A
woman was admiring herself in the mirror when her husband
walked in.
"What are you doing? he asked.
"I'm admiring my body. The Doctor said I have the body of a
20-year-old."
"Did he happen to say anything about your 40-year-old
ass?"
he retorted.
"No, dear," she replied, "your name never came
up!"
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Two
cannibals are sitting on an island eating some clowns.
One
says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" |
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Californian
newspaper:
"Due
to the current economic situation, the light at the end of the
tunnel will be turned off until further notice." |
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A
teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's
capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC."
On being asked what the 'DC' stood for, the pupil added,
"Dot com!" |
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