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The growing concern about the increasing homosexuality among the Dutch Forrest Ants and the effect on world economy.         7       9     17   43 62 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 The number keeps growing. What can you do? If you find one, do not kill it. The world economy is not served by these drastic actions. Bring the insect to the special DFA-centers, where the bug will be neutralized by Norton gene-manipulators to restore the defect. After a quarantine of six weeks you can collect your ant and put it back where you found it.

Markets 122 day delay Dow 11722.00 120.58 Nasdaq 4064.27 17.55 S&P 500 1685.32 8.65 GV 9000 9999.23 20.14 NYSE 822.00 -8.15 Quote of the Day "No Problem. Your money melts like snow in the sun anyway." (Alan Greenspan) Info bar Hey — you clicked the Panic Button! Clicking the Panic Button opens a new window which covers your original window with a business-looking Web Page designed to fool the casual observer into thinking you're actually doing something important (work?). When the "danger" has passed (i.e., the boss is gone) or you're ready to resume reading The Post Pigeon, simply go back to the page you were smiling about.