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I
can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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Sorry,
Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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Aren't
you the guy from the Village People?
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Hey,
you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!!
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Gee,
and I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.
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I
was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
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Bad
cop! No Donut!
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You're
not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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Didn't
I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"?
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Gee,
Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too.
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I
was trying to keep up with the other traffic. Yes, I know there is no
other car around, that's how far ahead of me they are.
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What
do you mean, "Have I been drinking? You're the trained observer!
