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Issue 27 - 2001

 / Relativity Online / Since 1999 / Editor: Anton Kruining

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Humor and Terrorism

For centuries humor softens the pain of tragedies. The Jewish humor is one of the best examples. But life goes on and the right humor with a feeling for good taste and relativity makes it possible to bear almost any burden. In this issue you'll find examples of humor about terrorism. The reader should bear in mind that our staff never meant to offend anybody. All of it is published to give you a smile in these dark times.

The Editor.

 

Twin Towers WTC rebuild

President Bush met this morning a famous Mexican architect who will rebuild WTC. In order to keep the skyscrapers safe from terrorist attacks he came up with a controversial design.

 

One day Osama Bin Laden is driving...

It may take months, even years. But one day Osama will be driving home... The sun is shining... He is in a good mood. "Those Americans will never get me," he thinks. Then suddenly he sees something in his rear view mirror...

 

Top 12 worst things to say when driving drunk

Of course you're never driving when you have drunk alcohol. No it's the other guy. For that other guy we have a good piece of advice: never say the things some drivers told the cops when they were stopped. Unless you have no place to stay and like prison food.

 

How real men waterski.

 

The famous Pigeon IQ Test

Ever wanted to know how intelligent you are? This is your chance. Fill out the form and you'll get the answer from us via e-mail. If the results are bad... nobody will know. If they are good tell your friends.

 

De Gele Gids

Soms doe je heel verassende ontdekkingen als je op zoek bent naar iets. Alleen of de abonnee op dit moment nog bereikbaar is, is de vraag...

 

Great lines from Job Evaluations

Most candidates who apply for a job think they are the best in the world for that job. Many times the company thinks otherwise. If people would know how management describes mr. or mrs. Fantastic, they would never apply anywhere again.

 

 

When life sucks...

And you have reached your final decision, let Microsoft software help you to make the step in a way it's done in 2001.

 

 

 

 

When you are reading TPP in the office and your boss comes, press panic button.

 

Paco's wisecracks...

 

 

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity..."

 

Seen on Signs

 

Men's restroom

If you can piss this high, join the fire departement.

 

Women's restroom

Make love, not war - Hell do both... get married.

 

Girl's school

If it has tires or testicles you're going to have trouble with it.

 

Men's restroom

What are you looking up the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

 

Linda's Bar

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

 

 

 

Today's Quotes:

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" - God 

 

 

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Smiling People live longer

 

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Then check out 

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A Woman's Nightmare 

Some dreams come true. Some nightmares too. Ever wondered what that looks like for a woman who thinks she has it all?

 

Pigeon Email Humor

We get hundreds of emails every month.We like to share some of those emails with you. When you read them you know: humor is just around the corner. Is it your corner? Please let us know. The rest of the world may laugh about it too.

 

Pigeon's favorite T-shirts

Everybody wears a T-shirt from time to time. Unless you're so fat that people will think you're a walking party tent. From the streets all over the world we selected the shirts that made us smile.

 

En natuurlijk onze columns...

Kees Kessel, Sprinter, Victor Vogelvlucht

Op hun eigen onnavolgbare wijze weten ze te vertellen over de meest uiteenlopende zaken. Rijkelijk gelardeerd met humor en zelfspot. U mag ze niet missen.

KEES  SPRINTER  VICTOR 

 

 

 

 

 

With many thanks for this issue to:

Marianne, Victor, Kees, Sprinter, Paco, Bill Kruining, Christian Nijs, Hans Otto Zeitz, Cailin Human, Joop Boon, Han Plaatsman, Kim Hirdes, Anastacia, Redhot, Bravenet and many others.

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