10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree 

Is Better Than a Woman

 

  1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

  3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

  4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

  5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

  6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

  7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

  8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

  9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

  10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

 

 

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