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A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had
in the past.
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Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
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A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
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You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
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When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and
have it hauled away.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
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A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
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A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back
of your pickup truck.