I fell asleep at the vet’s office the other day and woke up missing some body bits. There is a nice bit of black string where they were, but I would really like them back. All I remember is hearing something about "being neu…" and then it’s all a blank till I woke up with this massive hangover. I haven’t been good, but I’m a puppy so no one expects me to be!

Please Santa…

wishfully yours,

  Bobo the Dog

OK, you fat worthless male creature, I want my piggy toys back! Mama swiped them and mumbled something about "mending them" but the worthless woman has not returned them! If you return them, I will make sweet, coy eyes at you and allow you to stroke my belly. If not, I’ll bite your insignificant male rump and show you the door.

I've already ripped the squeaker out of my latex Santa toy - you don't want to be next...

Choose wisely… I’m only good when it suits me.

   Blackie