1. Name: ....................................................

2. Present Address: ............................................

3. Age: ..............

(If under 100, parental permission is required)

4. Height: ............... 

(If over 3 feet 6 inches, please attach waiver application)

5. Present Occupation: ..................................... 

(If politician, forget it!)

6. Hobbies: .................................................................. 

(If boys, boys, boys, do you like "little, little" boys?) 

7. Professional Qualifications: ............................................... 

(Can you cook, sew, clean and other things male chauvinist elves get off on?) 

8. References: ........................................................... 

(No religious references please. They tend to lead us astray.) 

9. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for molesting a reindeer?  Yes / No  

(if yes, you need not apply!)

10. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for molesting little elves?   Yes / No 

(If yes, when can you start?)

11. Please list FIVE "personal" references. All must be older than 10 and still believe in Santa Claus: ......................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................. 

(Good Luck!)

TPP Form 2416B / Dec 2001 (Previous Versions Obsolete)