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From:      Juan Quitterez

To:          redactie@thepostpigeon.nl

Subject:   Note from a passenger

 

 

Dear Pigeon Staff,

I'm a pilot at Qantas. Strange things happen during flights. Some are not very nice to tell. But one day when I was flying to Paris I received a note from one of the  young passengers. I like to share it with you and your readers.

Happy smiles,

Juan Quitterez 

This is a copy of the note:   

 

 

 

From:      Richard Greenboro

To:          redactie@thepostpigeon.nl

Subject:   Playing Cards

 

 

Hi Pigeon Editor,

This is what happened to some people I know:

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs spread wide, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! 

Shocked by this, Jerry, upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jerry went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua
followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under the
table?"

Surprised by her boldness, Jerry courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. 

She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." 

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jerry indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Jerry doesn't, that Jerry should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Jerry shows up at Ray's house for sex with Ray's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $500.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Jerry quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Jerry come by with my money?"

With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Ray curtly asked, "And did he give you $500.00?"

In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."

Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Shaniqua by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Jerry came by my office this morning and borrowed five hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
 

 

Greetings,

 

Richard Greenboro

 

 

 

From:      Jeremy Hoofs

To:          redactie@thepostpigeon.nl

Subject:   Dogs

 

 

Hello Pigeons,

This is a story which my dad told us many times. I'm sure your readers will like it...

 

My dad was the son of a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together.

When Uncle Festus came into the bedroom, he saw my dad kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.

My dad looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?"

"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Festus.

"Ma's gonna be mad", said dad, "The pot's on this side."


 

Regards,

Sally Knowles

 

P.S. I'm one of your smiling people!

 

 

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