~ Pigeon Sex
Mathematics ~
This is pretty neat how it works out. >
Don't cheat by scrolling down first ! <
It only takes about a minute...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! We
know you'll like it, it's fun and... it's about sex !
First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex
... (try for more than once but less than 10).
Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold).
Add 5. (for Friday Night).
Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid).
It's amazing SEX math!
Work this out as you read.
We'll wait while you get the calculator...
If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751...
If you haven't, add 1750...
Now subtract the four digit year that you were
born (if you remember).
You should have a three digit number.
The first number of this is how many times you want to have sex each week !
The next two numbers are your age !