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A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
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A guy's orgasms are real. Always.
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A guy's last name stays put.
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The garage is all his.
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Wrinkles add character.
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He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
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Chocolate is just another snack.
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He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
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He never feels compelled to stop a friend from having sex.
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Car mechanics tell him the truth.
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He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
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Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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He never has to drive to another gas station because "This one's just too icky."
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Same work... more pay.
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The world is his urinal.
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Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
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If he retains water, it's in a canteen.
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People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
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The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
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One mood... all of the time.
