Man:       Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:       Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:       Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:       So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man:       Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man:       How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man:       Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:       I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man:       If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.