Issue 31 - 2002

 / Relativity Online / Since 1999 / Editor: Anton Kruining

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When Dad raises the kids

In these modern times both parents take care of the kids. But you  have to watch out! When dad, with all his good intentions, looks after the children something may go wrong. Very wrong...

 

Famous Female Comebacks

Men all know the situation: you're sitting in that bar. A gorgeous woman comes in. She sits down and orders her drink.You glance at her.Your blood pressure rises. She is to good to be true. She's the woman you were looking for your whole life.You want to make contact and walk in her direction.Then you say your immortal words. And then...

 

Harry's last joke

 

The Geography of Woman and Man 

We all know the different stages in the life of a woman and man. One of our readers - a famous scientist - discovered that you can compare those stages with that of some countries in this world. Really fascinating stuff !

 

Are you more professional than your colleagues?

Try the Pigeon IQ-test...

In this test you learn a lot of things about yourself. Whether you're a good analyst or not. Whether you have a good memory or one of a dead elephant. Can you react on actions? And do simple things in a complex situation? Are you the "professional" you think you are...?

 

Only the dog knows... 

You come into the room. Your hart stops. Your face is getting pale. 'No!' you think. 'Oh god no, It can't be! true!' You look at the dog. He's just happy to see you again. Then you look at your child. No special emotion from there. But hugs and kisses? We think there you won't be any...

 

John Cameron's hamster

We all like hamsters. But do not know enough of them. This can lead to some exciting and smiling moments. Read what John wrote us...

 

Pigeon's favorite T-shirts

Everybody wears a T-shirt from time to time. Unless you're so fat that people will think you're a walking party tent. From the streets all over the world we selected the shirts that made us smile.

 

 

 

 

 

Pigeon's 'serious' News

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Army Smiles 

The army: it fights and defends. It's a business where you wouldn't expect humor. But there is. From all over the world (is every army not the same?) we received the things that produced a smile. Some of them are bizar. Others to stupid to think it could be true...

 

The Big Question...

The football coach wants to put you in the field in one minute. 60.000 fans are waiting for you. You have one problem: it's The Champignon's League. But you have to go to the bathroom and you can't wait. What do you do?

 

Pigeon Voting Device 2004 for Florida

You know what happened in Florida the last time they had to vote. Many voters didn't understand how to do to choose the President they wanted. Result: the wrong President came into office! With the new "Pigeon Voting Device 2004" even a child will know what to do and how to do it in Florida...

 

Cool or Hot? 

When you're an animal it's not so easy to decide. But we found a cat and a dog who really know what they are. 

 

Oh yes, teamwork we need... 

We all know how important teamwork is.You can have meetings about it or a lot of training. But look out when you are talking about it at home! You'll never know who is listening. Because one day you may be coming home from your work. And then...

 

Iedere roker baalt van die teksten...

U kent ze wel, die teksten die staan op de pakjes sigaretten en shag sinds kort. In koeienletters, dus zelfs een blinde kan ze niet over het hoofd zien. Voor de verstokte rokers onder ons, die doodziek worden van al dat gekleuter, heeft The Post Pigeon nu een alternatief.

 

Zuid Afrikaanse Billboards

Er staan duizenden van die advertentie- borden over de hele wereld. Langs de weg, in de stad of gewoon ergens op een weiland. Ook in Z.Afrika. Onze lezers, die er op vakantie waren, hebben ze gefotografeerd en aan ons opgestuurd. De humor die erin ligt opgesloten veroorzaakt keer op keer een dikke glimlach. Natuurlijk ook bij u. 

 

29 Redenen die je ouder maken 

Natuurlijk, je bent zo oud als je je voelt. En zit het tussen de oren. Maar toch... Jonge mensen bekijken je met heel andere ogen. Vooral als ze je horen praten over zaken die ze helemaal niet kennen. Dat zijn er meer dan je denkt.

 

 

 

"Adieu Sigaret"

Een gedicht...

lezen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Paco's Wisecracks

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy..."

 

Unemployment Agency 

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

 

Boxing School

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 

Nelly's Bar

Don't sniff coke.

The ice cubes get stuck in your nose !

 

Dancing School

Dancing is an expression of a horizontal desire.

 

Dressing Room

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

 

Today's Quote:

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception..."

 

Eddy Murphy

 

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 MISSING MAN 

 

The Solution

 

When you missed this puzzle, look first at issue 30...

 

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With many thanks for this issue to:

Marianne, Victor, Kees, Sprinter, Hans Otto Zeitz,  Ad Brokken, Suzanne Gerstner,  Fam. van de Leur, Cailin Human, Robert Janssen, Han Plaatsman, Frankie Avalon, Bravenet and many others.