CHILDRENS BOOKS YOU WILL 

 NEVER SEE...

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

How To Paint A Dog

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Cathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Childrens' Book of Smoking

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Timothy

Why Mommy And Daddy Love Sex

Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse

The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver