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THE
WAR IN IRAQ:
Checklist
of President Bush
Our
staff got this top secret document from a special source in The
White House. It's a list Bush made together with The Pentagon in
the week before the war in Iraq started.

Bio-weapons
of Saddam
Pigeon's
war correspondent in Iraq, who is "embedded" with Bagdad's
Nightlife Regiment,
mailed us the first picture of Hussein's Biological Weapons.

Americans
in Bagdad...?

Mohammed
Saeed al-Sahhaf
(former
Minister of Information of Iraq)

Saddam
Hussein found in Holland...
Our
Pigeon star reporter finally found the long lost Saddam! Somewhere
in Holland. In a place you would never expect.

How
Bush finances War in Iraq
War
in Iraq costs millions of Dollars each day. Bush and his advisors
found a creative way to get some money back.

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Dreaming...
Everybody
has dreams. Some of us about cars. Sometimes those dreams go very
far. Maybe just like yours.

Foul
Language
In
a certain company the use of foul language between co-workers was
no longer tolerated. The management sent a memorandum to all their
employees.

Pigeon's
Irritations
of Life
There
are many things which may irritate you. But sometimes they're
loaded with a lot of humor. Often to stupid for words. Our staff
found the words...


Love
no War !
The
Refrigator Bandit
One
of our readers, who is a student, has to share the refrigator with
others. She was so pissed that somebody else ate her food, that
she decided to undertake drastic actions.

How
Nature loves Sex
Nature
has a strange way to express herself. You don't have to have a
dirty mind to see that sex is everywhere on this planet. Even
there where you would least expect it...

Signs
you only find in Africa
When
you are traveling in Africa and you look around, very soon a smile
will appear on your face. Although not intended, the humor is hanging
everywhere.

Pigeon's
favorite T-shirts
Everybody
wears a T-shirt from time to time. Unless you're so fat that
people will think you're a walking party tent. From the streets
all over the world we selected the shirts that made us smile.

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Childrens
Books you will never see
When
you have children you'll like them to read books. It's good for
their education. It will enrich their lives. But some books could
better be left behind closed doors.

63
Ways to piss of a Cop
When
you're stopped by a police officer the best thing is to be nice.
But sometimes you are simply not in the mood. Here are 63 ways to
make your day.

Different
Shopping
There's
a difference in shopping between men and women. A big one! You
don't believe it?

The
Grocery Scam
Beware
of old ladies when you are shopping in a grocery! Before you know
it they could cost you a lot of money.

Your
Fly is open... !
Yes,
it happens from time to time. A man comes from the bathroom and
forgets to zip his fly. Everybody sees it. A very embarrassing
situation. But what to tell to this person?

"My
Beautiful Breasts"
Poets
and illiterates, Kings and beggars, young and old, men and women... Everybody has
an opinion about those two female bodyparts. One of our female
readers wrote a poem about them. And what happened to her one day.

John's
last E-mail
Family,
friends and our staff were very upset when they got his e-mail. It
was his last one he told. John was going to fight for freedom in
South America. Some of our staff are thinking about joining him.
Maybe you too?

Eerste
Drive-in Pinautomaat in Nederland
In
ons land kun je vanaf deze week voor het eerst pinnen zonder je
auto uit te hoeven. De banken proberen het hun klanten allemaal zo
duidelijk mogelijk uit te leggen.

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Ferrari
geeft werkloze jongeren grote kans
Het
Ferrari team heeft vorige week een zeer opzienbarende beslissing genomen
over hun pit-crew.

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Toiletgesprek
Je
bent onderweg en plots moet je erg nodig. Als je eindelijk een
toilet gevonden hebt, gebeurt er iets heel vreemds.

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Tweety's
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Paco's
Wisecracks

"Never
raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected..."
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Bottom
of Belgian Coke bottles
Open
other end.
Sears
hairdryer
Do
not use while sleeping.
Hospital
A
pessimist's blood type is always B-Negative.
Army
Office
Join
the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
For
Sale:
Parachute
Only
used once, never opened, small stain.
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Today's
Quote:
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"Anytime
four New Yorkers get into a cab together without
arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place..." |

Rudy
Giuliani
(former
mayor of New York)
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SENSATIONAL...
Pigeon
Flip-Top Bra
Now
breast-feeding your baby discreetly anywhere you like!
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