Issue 33 - 2003

 / Relativity Online / Since 1999 / Editor: Anton Kruining

 

 

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Columns

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News

 

 

Magic Cards

 

 

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 where you live   

 

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THE WAR IN IRAQ:

Checklist of President Bush

Our staff got this top secret document from a special source in The White House. It's a list Bush made together with The Pentagon in the week before the war in Iraq started.

Bio-weapons of Saddam

Pigeon's war correspondent in Iraq, who is "embedded" with Bagdad's Nightlife Regiment, mailed us the first picture of Hussein's Biological Weapons.

Americans in Bagdad...?

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

(former Minister of Information of Iraq)

Saddam Hussein found in Holland...

Our Pigeon star reporter finally found the long lost Saddam! Somewhere in Holland. In a place you would never expect.

How Bush finances War in Iraq

War in Iraq costs millions of Dollars each day. Bush and his advisors found a creative way to get some money back.

 

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Dreaming...

Everybody has dreams. Some of us about cars. Sometimes those dreams go very far. Maybe just like yours.

 

Foul Language

In a certain company the use of foul language between co-workers was no longer tolerated. The management sent a memorandum to all their employees.

 

Pigeon's Irritations of Life

There are many things which may irritate you. But sometimes they're loaded with a lot of humor. Often to stupid for words. Our staff found  the words...

 

 

Love no War !

 

 

The Refrigator Bandit

One of our readers, who is a student, has to share the refrigator with others. She was so pissed that somebody else ate her food, that she decided to undertake drastic actions. 

 

How Nature loves Sex 

Nature has a strange way to express herself. You don't have to have a dirty mind to see that sex is everywhere on this planet. Even there where you would least expect it...

 

Signs you only find in Africa 

When you are traveling in Africa and you look around, very soon a smile will appear on your face. Although not intended, the humor is hanging everywhere.

 

Pigeon's favorite T-shirts

Everybody wears a T-shirt from time to time. Unless you're so fat that people will think you're a walking party tent. From the streets all over the world we selected the shirts that made us smile.

 

Childrens Books you will never see 

When you have children you'll like them to read books. It's good for their education. It will enrich their lives. But some books could better be left behind closed doors.

 

63 Ways to piss of a Cop

When you're stopped by a police officer the best thing is to be nice. But sometimes you are simply not in the mood. Here are 63 ways to make your day.

 

Different Shopping

There's a difference in shopping between men and women. A big one! You don't believe it?

 

The Grocery Scam 

Beware of old ladies when you are shopping in a grocery! Before you know it they could cost you a lot of money.

 

Your Fly is open... !  

Yes, it happens from time to time. A man comes from the bathroom and forgets to zip his fly. Everybody sees it. A very embarrassing situation. But what to tell to this person? 

 

"My Beautiful Breasts"

Poets and illiterates, Kings and beggars, young and old, men and women... Everybody has an opinion about those two female bodyparts. One of our female readers wrote a poem about them. And what happened to her one day. 

 

John's last E-mail 

Family, friends and our staff were very upset when they got his e-mail. It was his last one he told. John was going to fight for freedom in South America. Some of our staff are thinking about joining him. Maybe you too?

 

 

Eerste Drive-in Pinautomaat in Nederland

In ons land kun je vanaf deze week voor het eerst pinnen zonder je auto uit te hoeven. De banken proberen het hun klanten allemaal zo duidelijk mogelijk uit te leggen.

 

Ferrari geeft werkloze jongeren grote kans

Het Ferrari team heeft vorige week een zeer opzienbarende beslissing genomen over hun pit-crew.

 

Toiletgesprek 

Je bent onderweg en plots moet je erg nodig. Als je eindelijk een toilet gevonden hebt, gebeurt er iets heel vreemds.

 

 

Are You Happy?

Could it be better...

 TRY The Post Pigeon WAY 

 

 

Tweety's Prayer

Something for you too?

 

 

 Do you wanna have an opinion about your salary?

Try our Post Pigeon Dogs !

 Ask Here 

 

 

 Sing along with us... 

 Volare 

 Penis Song 

 

Pigeon HQ Holland:

 

Reading TPP in the office and someone comes to your desk?

Press PANIC button.

 

 

Paco's Wisecracks

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected..."

 

 

Bottom of Belgian Coke bottles

Open other end.

 

Sears hairdryer

Do not use while sleeping.

 

Hospital

A pessimist's blood type is always B-Negative.

 

Army Office

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

 

For Sale:

Parachute

Only used once, never opened, small stain.

 

 

Today's Quote:

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place..."

 

Rudy Giuliani

(former mayor of New York)

 

SENSATIONAL...

 

Pigeon Flip-Top Bra

Now breast-feeding your baby discreetly anywhere you like!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pigeon's

Fastfood Help

 Order Now! 

 

 

 

Lanzarote ?

Away from the crowds in a relaxing atmoshere?

VILLA AMATISTA

"The place to find yourself"

 

 

 

Interesting sites: ChangingLINKS.com

With many thanks for this issue to:

Marianne, Victor, Sprinter, Danny van Werven, Paters Terrepetijn & Sjaggerijn, Cailin Human, Rob van Kempen, Erik Zweers, William Kruining, Richard v.d. Pas, Peter Golsteijn, Bravenet and many others.

 

 © 2003