Pigeon's Irritations in Life

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.

"We know where our watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do we point at our crotch when we ask where the toilet is?"

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote.

"Why? Because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually."

When people say: "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too..."

"Fucking right!. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?"

When people say: "It's always in the last place you look".

"Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?"

When people say while watching a film: "Did you see that?"

"No, we paid $12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor."

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"

"Didn't really give us a choice there, did you sunshine?"

When something is "new and improved"

"Which is it?"

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?"

"If the bus came would we be standing here, Einstein?"

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