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When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

Perhaps I can work late.

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No fucking way.

I'm certain that is not feasible.

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You've got to be shitting me.

Really?

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Tell someone who gives a shit.

Perhaps you should check with...

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Ask me if I give a shit.

Of course I'm concerned.

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It's not my fucking problem.

I wasn't involved in that project.

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What the fuck?

That's interesting behaviour.

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Fuck it, it won't work.

I'm not sure I can implement this.

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Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?

I'll try to schedule that.

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Who the fuck cares, asshole?

Are you sure this is a problem, Bill?

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He's got his head up his ass.

He's not familiar with the problem.

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Eat shit and die motherfucker.

Excuse me sir?

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Kiss my ass.

So you weren't happy with it?

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Fuck it, I'm on salary.

I'm a bit overloaded at this moment.

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Shove it up your ass.

I don't think you understand.

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This job sucks.

I love a challenge.

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Who the hell died and made you boss?

You want me to take care of that?

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Bite me.

I see.

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Another fucking meeting?

Yes, we really should discuss it.

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I really don't give a shit.

I don't think this will be a problem.

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He's a fucking prick.

He's somewhat insensitive.

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She's a ball busting bitch.

She's an aggressive go getter.

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You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

I think you could use more training.