Tweety's Prayer

   Dear Lord...

   So far today, I'm doing allright.

   I have not gossiped... lost my temper... been greedy... grumpy...

   nasty... selfish... self-indulgent.

   I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate.

   I have charged nothing on my creditcard.

But I will be out of bed in a minute.

And I think that I will really need your help then.